FBI CALL (False Security, Real Consequences)

You dial the FBI’s cybercrime hotline. A tired agent answers.
FBI: "Did you download anything suspicious?"
YOU: "YES. BUT IT LOOKED REAL."
FBI: The agent sighs. "We’ll investigate, but… the Bitcoin’s untraceable. your money’s likely gone."

Then your phone buzzes.

SNITCH
Your social media accounts start posting vile messages.

• Your Twitter/X account posts racist slurs.
• Your Facebook shares violent threats.
• LinkedIn messages your boss: "I QUIT. FCK THIS COMPANY."*

Your reputation is obliterated in minutes.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

1. [DELETE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA] (But the screenshots are already spreading.)
2. [PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE] (People think you’re covering for your "real" beliefs.)
3. [HIRE A PR FIRM] (Expensive—and the hacker DDoSs their website too.)