You go live.
Eyes puffy.
Voice cracking.
You say everything right:
"My accounts were hacked."
"This does not represent who I am."
"I am deeply sorry to anyone hurt."
Then you pause.
You wait.
But the internet doesn't.
Comments flood in:
#isthisyou trends.
People pull old jokes, taken out of context.
Someone finds your college blog.
A podcast you forgot about.
That one meme you reshared in 2014.
Suddenly, your apology is its own scandal.
Then your boss calls:
"We’re letting you go. Can’t risk the PR."
And the hacker?
They post one last thing:
“Apology accepted... by no one.”