💼 YOU CHOSE: HIRE A PR FIRM

You wire $15,000 to ImageRevive.co, a crisis management firm with slick branding and five-star reviews.

They reply instantly:

“We’ve handled worse. You’ll be trending neutral in 72 hours.”

They begin crafting your redemption arc:

• Statement drafts
• AI-cleansed headshots
• Pre-scheduled apology tour podcasts
• "Behind-the-scenes mental health struggle" narrative

It works. For a day.

Then the hacker hits them.

DDoS.
Fake reviews flood their Google profile:

“They defend racists.”
“This firm helped cover up cybercrime.”
“Ask them about their own data breach.”

Your rep starts tanking again.

Then… your PR agent messages you directly:

“We’re under attack. We have to distance ourselves. You’re on your own.”

They delete your profile from their client list.

And post a vague statement:

“We do not tolerate hate. We have severed ties.”

You’ve been un-hired.

Now the choice is yours:

1. Fake your own death to escape everything
2. Leak the hacker’s tools and burn the internet down