THEY’RE INSIDE YOUR LIFE

HORROR TWISTS:

• Your smart fridge starts ordering 100 gallons of milk.
• Your Nest thermostat blasts heat to 100°F.
• Your Ring doorbell livestreams your home to 4chan.

"WELCOME TO THE INTERNET OF THINGS, IDIOT."

YOUR OPTIONS:

1. Unplug everything? (They’ve already cloned your phone.)
2. Beg them to stop? (They demand nudes for "mercy".)
3. Burn your house down? (Tempting, but insurance won’t cover "hacker-induced arson".)