You soak the router in gasoline. Toss the phone into the microwave.
You light a match.
And watch your digital life burn.
Fire crews arrive. The insurance adjuster does not.
"Policy Denied: Malicious Negligence."
You live in a motel now. Off-grid. Charred memories and fried tech.
No hackers. No smart devices.
Just you… and your neighbor’s open Wi-Fi.