You snap.
You grab the hammer again.
TV—smashed.
Smart speaker—crushed.
Microwave—just in case.
You rip your phone in half with your bare hands.
Your home becomes a digital graveyard.
Finally, silence.
No blinking lights.
No cameras.
Just you.
You sit in the dark.
Then you hear a knock at the door.
You check the peephole.
No one’s there.
But on the doormat:
A box.
Inside:
A brand new router.
Already plugged in.
Your lights turn back on.
“You forgot the smart bulbs.”